Well hello there! Long time no see, eh? I was doing things like traveling for work, getting a new job, moving cross-country, that kind of thing. “You always make excuses”, you say? Damn straight, so get used to it!
Last time, the last of Bruce and Tonya’s children had left toddlerhood to explore the world, which mostly involved parties, swimming, and their father being eaten by a cow plant. Oh, and the Evil Gnome was intent on taking over the world. Did he succeed?!
Into the Sims 