TS3 Legacy: Burn, Baby, Burn

Hello, and welcome back to my TS3 Legacy, where we pee at weddings and murder our neighbors! Last time we were here, Tonya joined our ghost cult while Jessica and Trent had twins. Oh and we finally turned Jessica’s Imaginary Friend real. Now if I can just figure out how WordPress’s new ridiculous block editing works, perhaps we can rejoin the family in their madness.

TS3 Legacy: Burn, Baby, Burn

Silence Serenity: Month X

Well hello there! Aren’t you just a darling little blog reader? Why, last time I saw you, you only had dial-up! Well pull up a chair and join me for the strangest BACC this side of the interwebz!

Sorry, don’t know where that came from. Last month, the usual events for a BACC happened — people died, babies were born, we had Christmas cacti on top of a greenhouse, it was great.

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Silence Serenity: Month X

TS3 Legacy: Horror of Sim Beach

Hello everyone, and that B-movie/MST3K reference must mean that it’s time for another chapter in the TS3 Legacy! Last time we were here, my Sims were lazy good-for-nothings who lounged around in the pool and drank booze. No more of that, because those aren’t our generational goals:

Marital Status: Couple with ‘Help’
Number of Children: 5
Primary Career: Sports Agent
Secondary Career: Job Hopper
Job Hopper #1: Animal Wrangler
Job Hopper #2: Magician
Job Hopper #3: Collecting
Job Hopper #4: Architect
Job Hopper #5: Education
Job Hopper #6: Freelance Photographer
Job Hopper #7: Art Appraiser (Acquisition)
Job Hopper #8: Mixologist
Job Hopper #9: Professional Sports
Job Hopper #10: Freelance Photographer
Primary Career: Video Game Designer (Engineer)
Generational Goal: Perfectionist
Miscellaneous Fun: No Strangers

Oh yeah. We’re fucked.

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TS3 Legacy: Horror of Sim Beach

TS3 Legacy: The Haunted Days of Summer

Well hello there!  Long time no see, eh?  I was doing things like traveling for work, getting a new job, moving cross-country, that kind of thing. “You always make excuses”, you say?  Damn straight, so get used to it!

Last time, the last of Bruce and Tonya’s children had left toddlerhood to explore the world, which mostly involved parties, swimming, and their father being eaten by a cow plant. Oh, and the Evil Gnome was intent on taking over the world.  Did he succeed?!

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TS3 Legacy: The Haunted Days of Summer